If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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