Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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