I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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