Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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