my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
40s are totally the cure
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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