she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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