Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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