He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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