have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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