It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
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how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The cops high fived after they tackled you
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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