Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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