What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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