I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
no, he came in my armpit
i just had sex bonerless
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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