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At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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