But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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