you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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