so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize