the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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