honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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