used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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