gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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