Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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