Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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