drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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