Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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