I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We talked him into tasing himself.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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