just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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