Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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