You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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