Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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