Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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