We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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