i need an iv and a liver transplant
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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