Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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