It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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