just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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