Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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