At least make sure they are 18
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he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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