i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize