i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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