You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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