I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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