How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
