hell yes lets make some ravioli
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
