my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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