come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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