Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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