This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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