She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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