Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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