Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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