The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I cannot find my penis.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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