he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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