Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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