The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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