And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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