Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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