I think I can smell my own vagina right now
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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