is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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