Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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