I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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