why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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