why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
