Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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