It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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