And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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